Im not a chick i have a dick
California ~

every kid in africa must have like 50 pair of toms 

me

The sign says tumblr
But my heart says jail

my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts 

obamamama:

*looks under my couch cushion for loose followers*

OmfG

what if

the moment you are about to have sex

ashton kutcher comes out 

and hes all like “youve been punkd”

  • Mayan teenager: But mom it's not the world is going to end if i don't finish this project.
  • Sext: How many virginities have you lost?
I love black people
  • Obama: Where are all my shoe laces?