every kid in africa must have like 50 pair of toms
The sign says tumblr
But my heart says jail
my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts
*looks under my couch cushion for loose followers*
the moment you are about to have sex
ashton kutcher comes out
and hes all like “youve been punkd”
- Mayan teenager: But mom it's not the world is going to end if i don't finish this project.
- Sext: How many virginities have you lost?
- Obama: Where are all my shoe laces?